Of course, it is a miracle and an incredible blessing. But I wasn't referring to that.
I was referring to how it makes other people act. It's like they forget to use their brain. They see the big belly and all common sense goes away.
So today, in honor of the clueless people in the grocery store, gas station, neighborhood, etc. I am giving you a list of what NOT to say to pregnant women.
1. Wow! You are HUGE!
Yes, people really do say that.
2. How much weight have you gained.
This question is never okay, unless you are the doctor. Even then, it's iffy.
3. Oh! You're pregnant, I thought...nevermind.
Look, I know what you were going to say. No, I am not just fat!
4. Can you see your toes?
No, thanks for asking. Hence, why my toenails haven't been painted. Or my legs shaved. I can't see them, I can't even touch them.
5. So, are you going to get back into working out as soon as the baby comes? You know, to get your shape back?
What? I thought breastfeeding was the only calorie burner I needed!
6. Are you going...you know...natural?
Yes, putting on make up while in labor is highly over rated. OH! You weren't talking about make up?
7. Are you scared for childbirth, they say it is the most pain you will ever have.
Thanks for that. It's not like I can change my mind at this point.
8. Do you know if your baby is normal?
Well, consider the parents...
9. Do you have stretch marks yet? Or worse - How many stretch marks do you have?
How many do YOU have?? Sheesh. Besides, it's not like I inspect my body daily for these unwelcome marks. Not at all.
Yes, yes I am.
Freebie: Was this planned?
I can confidently answer this one. Yes, it was planned before the foundation of the world. Just not by me.
I just have to say, I love your answer to the "Freebie"
ReplyDeleteGlad He knows the plans He has for me!
DeleteHahaha that reminds me of the acrobatics I used to do while 9 months pregnant trying to paint my toes and stay shaved. Seriously - I became quite the contortionist!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you realize how flexible you are...or aren't!
Delete"You know, you're not supposed to eat that." I HATED everyone's commentary on what I was/wasn't eating.
ReplyDeleteHow about, "You should eat this...the baby wants it" ? Thats another that is just crazy!
DeleteI know exactly how you feel... I mean really people. I am overly sensitive and not to mention the raging hormones I have making me want to cry all the time. Ha Ha!
ReplyDeleteRachael
Exactlyasweare.blogspot.com
It's true, the hormones definitely do not help this situation!
DeleteI can relate to a lot of this. I just had my 2nd son by c section a month ago today. I had two HUGE boys, 9'6 and 9'8. Needless to say I gained a lot of weight. I am so glad I will never have to hear again HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE IN THERE??
ReplyDeleteSomehow I still managed to pain my toes though. Go figure ;)
I can't believe you painted your toes - crazy! I need help painting mine. Even shaving is IMPOSSIBLE now.
DeleteYou go girl!
Just found this post from where you shared it in the SITS forums! I LOVE the freebie. that is the best comeback ever!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I announced we were preggo with baby number two some one said "...so, is this good news?" smh yes sir it is good news that the Lord has blessed our family with new life. yes, yes it is!
How far along are you now?
Yay! I love it! Isn't God's blessings so great!
DeleteI am 39 weeks this week. SO READY!
Love this!! you posted a while ago in my SITS forum and I have not gotten back to you. Would you like to guest blog for me? This is such a fun post! -Brooke www.babybearhugs.com
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! I got "how much weight have you gained" all the time!! And I was in a ward full of old ladies who had watched my husband grow up, which apparently gave them to rub my stomach whenever they wanted... Without asking... *cringe*
ReplyDeleteGave them *permission (sorry!!)
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